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yup, i'm an idiot.
Well, i pump gas for a living, and well, today at 8am i pumped 51 liters of unleaded fuel into a diesel truck. Never do this. The guy luckily realized the mistake when he went to pay and it cost way too much. The gas station ended up having to pay for the gas, the tow truck, the cost of draining the tank and then refilling it with diesel. Lucky for me the guy who's truck i nearly wrecked was really nice about and didn't kick my ass the way i would have if some kid did that to my truck.
My boss was cool about it too...he's covering me on the severl hundred dollars this fuck up is gonna cost, and my only punishment was that i have to explain to every other staff member how much it sucks to do this.
Anyone else do anything exceedingly stupid at work lately?
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jeez that blows.....
especially the money bit, but at least you didnt get yo ass fired.
whoa that does suck buddy, at least he didnt fuck up his truck that woulda been a lot worse, i cant say i have ever fucked up at work tho, if i did some kids would prolly drown tho
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
that must have been the worst feeling in the world, holy shit man at least you didn't get fired, i was stupid once and wasent paying attention and filled my quad with diesal, i realized about 10 min later when it sounded like my enjine was going to explode
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haha man that sucks,
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Ya, man, you really lucked out. The guy probaly completely understood too. But damn you are lucky you didn't get in heaps of trouble and shit and all.
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haha, steve that is damn funny, back when I had a job I took out a giant steel beam/pillar with a loader but I didnt tell anybody and nobody seemed to care too much so I also lucked out.
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I dont have this job anymore but in summer I worked at a christmas tree place and we had to cut the grass in between the trees with this huge lawnmower and grind stumps and we used a bunch of machines and stuff. Me and another kidi worked with both got really really blazed before work at like 630 in the morning and i was cutting the grass and you are in between the rows of trees so you get scrapes and stuff all over from branches constantly hitting you. Birds pop out of the trees and stuff and when I turned at the end I tipped it to far and the chain fell off and took 2 hours to fix somehow. My friend was using a stump grinder to make them short enough to burry and he hit the dirt and ruined the blade all in one day. The boss was cool about everything though cause he knows how to fix everything so it just took extra time.
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That's pretty harsh dude. Happens to the best of us though. It's awsome that nobody was an ass about it.
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