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funny skiing quotes

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akskiing
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
This might have been posted before, but I can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know where I can find funny skiing quotes? Do you guys have any?

Sep 10 2002 12:08AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
'you're a homo' - Skipimp.
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 10 2002 12:34PM
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akskiing
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my dick.
Sep 10 2002 11:00PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahaha, good one...yeah, my moms a whore.

yo no love lost, i think youre good shit, i was fuckin arounsd
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 11 2002 1:11AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
haha, that was funny.



''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?
www.skimetrix.com
Sep 11 2002 1:12AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
'snow what'

ahahahahahahhahahahahhahahha from that movie snow what with glen plake.
Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
Sep 11 2002 1:18AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
what snow.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 11 2002 6:30PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
' I am the rail, I am the rail, I am the rail, I am th- AARRGGHHH MY BALLS!' - me when i nutted my self on a rail...if you couldn't figure it out yourself
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 12 2002 11:00PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
'i take it in the ass from my dad' - skipimp_
Sep 12 2002 11:08PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Tom: 'I need to just take my skirt off and do a fricken backflip.'
Me: 'Yes you do... before I punch you in your ovaries.'
Sep 13 2002 1:42AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
'my dad takes it in the ass from skipimp_' - cj
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 13 2002 11:32AM
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Skier515
Posts: 102 - Karma: -22
'Hesitation will make your worst fears come true'
Sep 13 2002 12:11PM
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bigkicker
Posts: 1270 - Karma: 87
in the happy dayz credits there are some funny quotes

Sep 13 2002 2:37PM
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StriderMG
Posts: 707 - Karma: 10
'Cool man, that skier is on that hand rail.' -non skier friend ses a picture of candide on a kinked rail on my binder 'wow, i didn't know they had ski movies' same friend when aski if he wanted to go see front line

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
Sep 13 2002 5:27PM
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tahoeskier
Posts: 372 - Karma: 433
-'hey, you guys wanna sell us some weed?'-me to two strangers in the distance smoking in the woods
-'no, but you can come smoke this with us if you want'- Stoner #1
-'Ok!'-me
Stoner #2 turns around
-'Dan?!?!'-me
-'OH FUCK'-stoner #2 (Dan my ski coach)
-'Nice! I knew you were a stoner!'-me
Sep 13 2002 6:36PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
*on top of a 40 foot cliff*

me - 'Yo, you think there's any shit under the snow im gonna get impaled on?'

urbanskier - 'Like a cock?'

me- 'Yeah, like a cock....ass.'

*jump*

me - 'Oh god my ass!'

*me with big pointy stick ripped through my snowpants in my ass*





* slight exaggeration

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
Sep 16 2002 5:11PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
'skiing...........**long silence**.....ok............ummmmm' some chinese guy at a store in response the my question do you have any skiing clothes, i wanted to punch him

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere
Sep 16 2002 5:33PM
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