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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
So, she's is 40 years old...uh, right...does somebody want to explain this to me? I really don't get it, sorry. Help me.



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Sep 7 2002 6:02PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
you should fuck her then u wont care about her age... then you'l just consider her as a cougar
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Sep 7 2002 6:05PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
shes fucking 40? thats ridiculous
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Sep 7 2002 7:02PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
kylie minrow(or wtv her name is) is 50 years old





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Sep 7 2002 7:06PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
wtf is with all these cougars on mtv all of a sudden
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Sep 7 2002 7:08PM
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skodeo7
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sheryl crow is no cougar she is a flat out babe! I dont care man she looks like she is 19
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Sep 7 2002 11:13PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
kylie is 50? your full of it... plz tell me your full of it
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Sep 7 2002 11:45PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
lol ya shes 50.. remeber the song loka motion?? she sang that in the 80s





'Dude dont worry its impossible to get hurt on this hip' My words of confidence to stephan waldie just before he hits the hip and brakes his coller bone/sholderblade.
Sep 7 2002 11:51PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
she's not 50... shes like 48 hahahaha


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Sep 7 2002 11:54PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
martha stuart is 60ish...shit shes still a babe


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Sep 8 2002 12:37AM
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Ozemale
Posts: 538 - Karma: 10
Kylie Minogue isn't 50, she is in her early to mid 30's.


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Sep 8 2002 12:45AM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
cougars galore
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Sep 8 2002 12:52AM
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Steel_Rabbit
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
If you do have sex with Sheryl Crow tell her her music inspired me to get out of my wheelchair and ride with vending machine repairmen

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Sep 8 2002 12:07PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
yo man, martha stewart is dirt nasty.
Sep 8 2002 9:15PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
I just wanna soak up the sunn, i wanna tell everyone to lighten up....

sheryl Crow is a babe. even at 40 or whatever.
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Sep 8 2002 9:29PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you're a fag for even posting this thread....you should hang your head in shame




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Sep 9 2002 12:11AM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
No. Alpentalik should keep posting whatever he wants. Everyone should listen and like it.

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Sep 9 2002 12:35AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
except me
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word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

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Sep 9 2002 12:38AM
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svwingnut
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
Sure.....not everyone wants to be happy.

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Sep 9 2002 12:41AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
....yeah....
'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

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Sep 10 2002 12:25PM
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PhattSarah
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Kylie is 32, and if I have a body like that at her age I'll be bloody happy!!
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Sep 10 2002 7:55PM
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