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If you could be anything???

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Lanemeyers
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If you could be anything, and don't just say Pro skier, what would it be, anything!!!!

Fwqwhgads!

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Sep 6 2002 9:35AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
If I couldn't be retired at 21, than I would enjoy being a professional smoker that couldn't die of smoking-related diseases, or a music scout, that would be fun going around to clubs all over the world looking for bands to sign, real smoky bars too, where everyone was smoking!

Fwqwhgads!

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Sep 6 2002 10:05AM
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Powaircrew4life
Posts: 303 - Karma: 45
a porn stars unit. minus the breakouts and burning discharges. I'd be a big floppy.....
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Sep 6 2002 10:06AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Would you rather not be the entire porn star? If you were just an erect, not even sometimes, penis, than you would basically just be a blind knob being jerked back and forth in darkness, except it would feel good, HEY, that's not bad! Good one!

Fwqwhgads!

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Sep 6 2002 10:12AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
id be your boyfriend



'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,
one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas

'this is for the burbons and the cadillacs' - Master P...lol
Sep 6 2002 10:42AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Thank you!

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Sep 6 2002 10:46AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I'd own a place in Fernie, Whistler or somewhere like that, and ski everyday, and work in the summers. I wouldnt need any money, just enough to ski, eat and live. And a nice girl to ski with would be nice too.














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 6 2002 11:39AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
pro snowboarder.


what?

Darryl Hunt

who's fuckin' idea was it to have a chicken cross the road anyways?
and have you ever wondered what a garaff is thinking? i know i have.
Sep 6 2002 2:30PM
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gravteck
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mike nick circa '98
Sep 6 2002 3:04PM
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craigcski
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i would be a male slut

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Sep 6 2002 3:34PM
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kristen
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I'd be invisible. how sweet would that be? haha. and i'd be a farmer.
Sep 6 2002 3:37PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
An invisible farmer! That would be pretty creepy. You'd see like levitating asparaguses in the field, and you'd smell cow manure at the bar but there would be no one around!

Fwqwhgads!

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Sep 6 2002 3:38PM
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FreshCoast
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I own a ski resort---> A big one with lots of snow.....ahhhhhhh
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SUVs suck!

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Sep 6 2002 3:39PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
By the way, that is my new band name so please don't take it 'Leviatating Asparaguses' Hopefully the label can correct the spelling!

Fwqwhgads!

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Sep 6 2002 3:39PM
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
shouldn't the plural of asparagus be asparagi????

'They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll dip my balls in marinara sauce so they get a taste of home while they're at it.'
Sep 6 2002 3:42PM
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Lanemeyers
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Good one??? not too sure

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Sep 6 2002 3:43PM
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EastCoastPride
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well i know i'd be a chick magnet, and ride around wearing my aviators all night even when it was dark, and then ski all day at like mammoth or fernie or something, and it was always winter, that was a dream i had and it is my destiny.





... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 6 2002 5:52PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
im gonna be a plastic surgeon and be all smart..and then i'll have enuff $$ to retire early and to ski all day every day
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Sep 6 2002 6:08PM
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BrodyLeven
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would you give yourself implants?


lane you fucking post whore. ha

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 6 2002 6:36PM
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Capurnicus
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i'd be a musician, but in a kick ass smart band that never got really really big but made like 1 or 2 million a year and had 9 ablums and really devoted fans, my name would be John Linnell
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patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

Sep 6 2002 6:43PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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never got really big and 1 to 2 million a year don't belong in the same sentence. hehe

dj... you're the only whore in here.. still charge 30cents?

umm what was I gonna say. oh yes.

a) be a musician, live on an island on lake jospeh where I can just sit around and get paid.

b) a dog... but not just any dog... a stud.
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Sep 6 2002 9:26PM
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witchbaby666
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I'd be a snake.

Man, nothing can touch me now...





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Sep 6 2002 9:27PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
by really big i mean such as like the vines or the strokes or something
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p.a.t. productions
patskiing.home.attbi.com

I don't want the world, I just want your half.

I saved Latin, what did you do?

Sep 6 2002 9:43PM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
I want to work on a sweet search and rescue helicoptor. Rescuing climber stranded on cliff faces, lost expeditions and cool shit like that. If i can't get that then i think it would be cool to be a professional lifeguard in a place like san diego or oz. That is..after my skiing days are over.

Anyways..back to my anatomy and physiology courses..

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.
Sep 6 2002 10:00PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
well if i could be anything i would be sarah burke's panties





... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 6 2002 10:03PM
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under_achieved
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kristen I'v told you a million times farms are crap, and panties?? that would be kinda gross if you think about it, stick you face in your girlfriends ass and ask her to fire the cannon.... ewwwwww. I'd much rather be the bra.

if you meant profesion wise though I'd wanna win the lottery like 20mil or so, or maybe like a navy seal or ranger somthin cool.
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'you cant give up hope just because its hopeless, you've gotta hope more and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah'

'I was god once'
'yes I saw, you were doing good until everyone died'
Sep 6 2002 10:56PM
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newschooler14
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yea i would want to win the powerball jacopot the day i turn 18. I would own a house in like hawaii whitler or osmthing and i dont know where les and ski all winter and chill in hawaii a bunch and go to SA in summer and always be stoned every day for the rest of m life. Then i could grow it at each house. And i would go to euguene oregon and spend like 5,000 on all wierd glss pipes and bongs. I dont know what else i would do really.



Enforcing marijuana prohibition costs taxpayers an estimated $10 billion annually and results in the arrest of more than 734,000 individuals per year -- far more than the total number of arrestees for all violent crimes combined, including murder, rape, robbery and aggravated assault.' - www.norml.org
Sep 6 2002 11:46PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
this isn't a very original thread. except for invisible farmer.
think of the power





A moment is the most you can ever expect from perfection.
Sep 7 2002 12:09AM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
i dont need to be in the future cause i ahve the best job. im Mike D's Pimpette!
I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit
(Martin D)
Sep 7 2002 12:32AM
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sirjibsalot
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i would drive a cadillac escalade for a living..
i would live in fernie....and have a 6 car garage and in each garage have a differnt cadillac...i would probably have 5 cadillac escalades 2 of them being the truck...the trucks i would want to be back and the pearl white...and the three other SUV's i would want to be that orange color there is, um the white color and mabey a silver one or something...and the just to change it up a little i would have a cadillac CTS in the 6th garage..and i would get paid to drive them all around....and then my inbetween job would be running a newschool ski shop dealing twin tips only...every twin on the market...and cool threads too...acutally i would make it a ski slash snowboard shop...but a hard core one...with snowboarders and skier running it....if it doesnt have two tips i wont deal it...
and we will sell dope ass cloths and shit...
it would be tight...i would call it the Jib Barn or something cool like that...and then in my escalades i could pick up ladies on the way back to the crib....
man that would be rad...

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 7 2002 2:26AM
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sirjibsalot
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oh yeah i would have a slam ball court in my back yard and host slam ball games and the entire town would be invited...i would start a slam ball organization...and then i would ditribute cloddhoppers to western canada so i could have unlimited supplys of them...and then if i had some extra money i would buy lots of skittles and pick all the white ones out so i can figure out what the FUCKING SECRET FLAVOR IS!!!!!!!!!!! and then thats about it....oh yeah i would have a boat to and go wakeskating every day in the summer....and iw ould get paid to do that...
oh yeah i would ski everyday in the winter....

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 7 2002 2:28AM
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Krongos
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i would be a pro skier


Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Sep 7 2002 4:19PM
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andyrightcoast
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I just want to be a lazy fuck that does nothing all day, and doesnt have to work to make money.. thats my dream...


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 7 2002 4:56PM
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Whistlermann
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A billionair hobo that lives on the streets and talks in jiberish but goes crazy every day giving away money

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Sep 7 2002 4:59PM
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EastCoastPride
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hey, thats what i am.





... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
Sep 7 2002 5:01PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
a washed up celebrity who was never really famous coke addict sending all of the money that doesnt go to cocaine to the 700 club.


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Sep 7 2002 8:02PM
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cko
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okay i was gonna laugh at the cadillac post (american cars, lol) but then I saw the Slam Ball thing. That's the coolest sport I've ever seen on tv. It's like a bunch of short white guys were sitting around getting high, saying: 'wouldn't it be cool if we had some trampolines on the court' and then they actually did it. pure genius.
Sep 7 2002 8:02PM
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What
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id be shrek



what?
Sep 7 2002 8:05PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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haha so you mean you don't do any work then Cryss
-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake
Me: hahhhahahahaha
Mercer: sick ass
Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day
Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot
Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
Sep 7 2002 8:12PM
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