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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
what do you guys do when you get a hard on in say...gym class, with just gym shorts on
or just walking down the hallway
or with your swim suit on?
or any time its random. especially swim suit and gym shorts though.

i stick it right up there...riiighhhtt on up there like in I-am-retarded's icon/diagram. iv'e done it my whole life. dont tell me i'm alone.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
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Aug 31 2002 4:53PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
ya this happens alot cuz when ever i think of skiing i get hard, i let people look at me cuz it makes them giggle. but i no this guy that had a defect when he was born so hes dicks is 1 inch and when he has a boner its 3 inches so it dosnt matter much for him. he said the docers are gonna give him some multi coloerd thing that makes it look longer
Aug 31 2002 5:02PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
wtf are you taking about neil lol

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 31 2002 5:08PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
wtf are you taking about neil lol

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 31 2002 5:11PM
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lineskier321
Posts: 1425 - Karma: 22
if i had a 1 inch dick there is no way i'd tell my friends.

Too high? You fucking pussy. - ski2824

Why is the name of the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Aug 31 2002 5:47PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
the tuck and pull is key in this situation
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Aug 31 2002 5:58PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i get what u tuck but what do u pull?
Aug 31 2002 6:04PM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
haha tuck and pull
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Aug 31 2002 6:11PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
the tuck and pull is buddys icon. i cant remember whos it is. you just tuck your meat under the elastic of your boxers or your belt
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Aug 31 2002 8:41PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
that makes me feel better, cuz i thoght it was only I who did this intuitive method. i have no idea what that word means.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 31 2002 9:57PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i still dont get the pull part... what do u pull? pull a cat or a dog. cuz this kid i no, he has a dog and a cat and there good friends, so one day he pulld the cats tail and it bit the dog cuz it was mad and now the cat and dog hate eachother
Aug 31 2002 10:37PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
so like the cat seeked revenge on the dog, even thugh it was the kid? i feel so bad for that dog. thats why cats suck.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Aug 31 2002 10:42PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
both of you are little attention grabbers. please stop posting just for the sake of posting
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Aug 31 2002 11:53PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
when u tell me what to pull ill stop
Sep 1 2002 12:09AM
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andyrightcoast
Posts: 5220 - Karma: 18
You pull the trigger.... the one on the gun thats stuck in your mouth so you will die and SHUT THE FUCK UP because you cant spell and are fucking annoying as hell!

there... I said it...

-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

'I'm the best from the east, I'm a wild crazy beast' - Andrew 'Dice' Clay
Sep 1 2002 12:22AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
westcoaststyle's got it down.. tuck and pull is the only way.. it can be tricky to pull it off if there are people around but hey man it's the only method.. i never knew other people did that too tho.. meh

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Sep 1 2002 12:41AM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
dont hide . Expose
Sep 1 2002 12:59AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
oh ya, cant believe i forgot this one. put your hand in your pocket and hold it with your hand.
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Sep 1 2002 4:15AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Hahaha, Andy that was priceless!














What is the colour of a mirror?
Sep 1 2002 5:52AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
THANK YOU andy. i feel like neils been here for like a week, how long have you been here, neil?

yueah man, you pull your pants out on the tp a lil, push it on up near the belt area, and let the pants cover it up, but if you lift up your shirt, you see a lil head gaspin for air.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 1 2002 1:38PM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
oooooh i get the tuck and pull now. so in other words its just popping up to say hello
Sep 1 2002 2:05PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
luckily i never think about chicks whenever im in gym or swiming
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skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Sep 1 2002 6:17PM
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matth
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
the tuck and pull method doesn't work for me, it hurts waay too much. I htink I could only do it if I was sitting. I think I have an upside down dick
Sep 1 2002 6:33PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
your pants are too tight if tuck and pull hurts. the trick is to get it when you're sitting down with one hand through your pocket. that way nobody can see you.
Sep 1 2002 6:49PM
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matth
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
ya, I probably need practice
Sep 1 2002 6:54PM
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Natedawg
Posts: 589 - Karma: 10
I heard that it's bad for you to do the push and tuck method, which is pushing it under one leg, so I would say go with the tuck and pull. Upwards is the best way to do it if you wanna keep your performance for longer in life, but if you're either sitting, or you're in front of people, you might be alright with the push and tuck method to buy you some time until you get away from the wood watchers.

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Sep 1 2002 8:31PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
i made my 1st user name on in april djxtreme... just this no snow thing is driving me mad







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Sep 1 2002 11:16PM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
i fucking hate NRB's, they get so annoying
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Sep 2 2002 6:52AM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
tuck and pull is affective and so is the one where you out your hand in your pocket and hold your dong.
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Sep 2 2002 10:26AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
haha i think you DO have a upside down dick

lol

i could never do a push and tuck, anything below a right angle (90 degreees) is way to far down for my wing wang wong.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 2 2002 12:51PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
yeah thats the method i use but i gotta run it all the way up my shirt, too long it sucks.


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Sep 3 2002 12:33AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i do the tuck under the belt...or if everyone is around and would be able to see that move i grab something to hold in front of it like a book or some shit...
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 1:26AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
or if i have been spotted i yell out HEY EVERYONE I HAVE A HUMUGOUS BONER!!!!!!!
just kidding that would be cool though
Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew
The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
Sep 3 2002 1:27AM
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What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
if they are gonna see u grab it, they will think your just scratching, which is generally socially accepted for a man to do, unless your name is james
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Sep 3 2002 1:29AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
sir jibs hit the nail on the head.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Sep 3 2002 6:14PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
MY NAME IS PETEY AND I HAVE HUMUNGOUS BALLS!
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Sep 3 2002 7:06PM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
congratulations petey



luv,
Sonya
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Sep 3 2002 7:47PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
how fucking old are all of you?!?!?

jesus...it's been a long time since i wasn't able to control my man meat.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze
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Sep 3 2002 7:50PM
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Dfresh
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 17
old enough and epxerienced to know that the tuck and pull method does work as a quick solution
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
Sep 3 2002 7:57PM
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BigPerm
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 13
yeah petey......comon now give the guy some support.
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Sep 3 2002 11:05PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
classic.


Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''
May 28 2003 1:11AM
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bendanger
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
rawkaowt witcha cawckaowt
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May 28 2003 8:11AM
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skinewskool
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
yeh, this forum needed to stop a long time ago, its just a bunch of people that keep saying that they use the tuck and pull method - same ol shit just a different day



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bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
May 28 2003 8:45AM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
fag
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May 28 2003 10:01AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
ive never gotten boners in gym class,maybe a semi but no full blown boner


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May 28 2003 10:04AM
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wood can strike anytime, at the beach, in church or while hugging your grandma. BANG! how ya like that grandma? Thats the most action shes had in 30 years!! but besides the tuck n pull, you can pretend to check your watch while pushing your wood down. or simply put your hand in your pocket. pain also cures boners - stub your toe or hit your hand with a hammer. or imagine the Queen taking a shit in a porto pottie. uuuuggghh. that'll send your boner running to the hills.

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May 28 2003 12:06PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah just think of the ugliest chick or teacher in school and it will go away or definatley hurt urself it works unless a girl comes and is like are u ok


kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that
nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
May 28 2003 2:53PM
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sherLocke
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what you gotta do is put your backpack on the desk in front of your package. open your backpack and act like your reach into your pack but reach down your pants and tuck it under your belt. or you could also just hold it down with your hand in your pocket and you can rub the head and masturbate while you walk down the hall, its exhilerating.
peace,paul


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May 28 2003 2:57PM
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mikee
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some pocket pool

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May 28 2003 3:34PM
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BrodyLeven
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member of the thread revival club


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 28 2003 4:36PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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What the hell's the matter w/ u people? If u get a random boner, u just gotta whip it out and start beating. After u cum it will go away.
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May 28 2003 4:49PM
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